The Grand Duchy of Kongers is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Edward IXXX with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 10.782 billion Kongersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Southminster. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kongersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,905 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, the media seems excessively interested in what Edward IXXX is wearing this season, stocks go up when the internet says so, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kongers's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Logic.

Kongers is ranked 304,838^th in the world and 80^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.