The Watchfires of KoM-1 is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 27.399 billion KoM-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The KoM-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,967 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KoM-1's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

KoM-1 is ranked 265,802^nd in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Morocco for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.