The Federation of Diand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sawyor Flitt with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.822 billion Diandis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redby. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,984 trillion dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,443 dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diand's national animal is the wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheistic Violetism.

Diand is ranked 222,902^nd in the world and 24^th in New Western Atlantic for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.