The Republic of Klenei is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.082 billion Kleneians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiega. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kleneian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion Lyras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,964 Lyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klenei's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Klenei is ranked 311,997^th in the world and 62^nd in Sparkalia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.