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Kjanu

Population5.75 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi

CurrencyRias
AnimalCanary

The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.75 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,261 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 16,633rd in the world and 1st in Northern Utopia for Most Stationary, with 961.4025444242 Days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 354thMost Advanced Public Education: 462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 508thMost Pacifist: 527thMost Compassionate Citizens: 570thNicest Citizens: 634thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 657thMost Inclusive: 712thMost Beautiful Environments: 836thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 846thBest Weather: 928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,015thSafest: 1,057thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,294thMost Developed: 1,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,679thSmartest Citizens: 1,681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,797thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,116thLargest Governments: 2,255thMost Cultured: 2,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,029thMost Influential: 3,273rdMost Secular: 3,978thLowest Crime Rates: 4,070thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,884thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,569thNudest: 8,523rdHighest Drug Use: 8,774thHighest Average Incomes: 8,893rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,036thMost Politically Free: 13,363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,407thHighest Economic Output: 15,838thMost Stationary: 16,633rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,149th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kjanu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn This Game".
  • : Kjanu voted for The Rose Commune of Caelapes in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Kjanu voted for The Rose Commune of Caelapes in Round 1 of the election.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Grenopia, The Soviet state of Svalbard, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Latin Tigers, and AusValia.

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