The Principality of Kiwhet is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.71 billion Kiwhetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwhetian economy, worth 244 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 143,062 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 601,940 per year while the poor average 22,064, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, sex changes are routinely performed at Kiwhet's hospitals, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiwhet's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kiwhet is ranked 2,785^th in the world and 1^st in RPS for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 205.01 on the Bus Surprisal Index.