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Most Primitive: 2,770thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,606thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,691st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Might Makes Right
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Kivu 31

Population2.616 billion

Currencylira
Animaldove

The Republic of Kivu 31 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.616 billion Kivu 31ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The powerhouse Kivu 31ian economy, worth 227 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,146 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 346,341 per year while the poor average 14,789, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

Large sections of Kivu 31 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader', and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu 31's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kivu 31 is ranked 108,628th in the world and 3rd in Mechanix Monarchists for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 182.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 2,770thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,606thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,691stLargest Retail Industry: 10,407thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20,423rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,141st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 31, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 31, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 31, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 31, large sections of Kivu 31 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 31, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Kivu 31's influence in Mechanix Monarchists rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Kivu 31's influence in Mechanix Monarchists rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Kivu 31's influence in Mechanix Monarchists rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 31, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 31, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.

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