The Meowiolence of Kittank is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by General Meowers with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.649 billion Kittankians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten City. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kittankian economy, worth 391 trillion Catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,536 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, corruption is a game of two halves, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittank's national animal is the Kittens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nyanism.

Kittank is ranked 142,666^th in the world and 81^st in Resuscitation for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.95 kickbacks per hour.