The Borderlands of Kitswania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 921 million Kitswanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The Kitswanian economy, worth 34.9 trillion swalies a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,928 swalies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, discarded pennies litter the streets, and the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitswania's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kitswania is ranked 243,672^nd in the world and 30^th in The Wave Experience for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.