The District of Kirkwall Orcas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.715 billion Kirkwall Orcasians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The very strong Kirkwall Orcasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 31,377 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kirkwall Orcas has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Kirkwall Orcas in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Kirkwall Orcas's national religion, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kirkwall Orcas's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kirkwall Orcas is ranked 309,910^th in the world and 554^th in State for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 464.05 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.