The Theocracy of Kinococo is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.512 billion Kinococoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kinococoan economy, worth 194 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,054 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinococo's national animal is the Kitsune.

Kinococo is ranked 154,026^th in the world and 6^th in Peoples Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 397.27 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.