The Republic of Kinglake is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 1.112 billion Kinglakers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinglake Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The very strong Kinglakian economy, worth 76.4 trillion Kinglake Rials a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 68,738 Kinglake Rials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,959 per year while the poor average 14,978, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Euthanasia is illegal, justice is blinding, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and Kinglake has designated Kinglake Central as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kinglake's national animal is the Eastern Grey Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kinglake is ranked 194,474^th in the world and 5^th in Neo Fractured Angel Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 996.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.