The Kingdom of Kingdom of Ones Heart is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by San Juan with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.656 billion Heartians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartian City. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Ones Heartian economy, worth 317 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,376 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, refugees from other nations are flocking to Kingdom of Ones Heart's border, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Ones Heart's national animal is the Pidgeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kingdom of Ones Heart is ranked 39,450^th in the world and 1,050^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.93 law-abiding acts per hour.