The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kindjal with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.001 billion Kindjalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,437 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 224,690 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 42^nd in the world and 1^st in Groland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 27,036.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.