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Kindjal was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 298
Nicest Citizens: 1stLowest Crime Rates: 1stBest Weather: 1st
The Queendom of
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Kindjal

Population42.001 billion

LeaderKindjal

Currencykin
Animalcat

The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kindjal with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.001 billion Kindjalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,437 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 224,690 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 42nd in the world and 1st in Groland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 27,036.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Nicest Citizens: 1stLowest Crime Rates: 1stBest Weather: 1stSafest: 1stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1stMost Beautiful Environments: 1stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1stMost Pacifist: 1stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1stLargest Governments: 1stLongest Average Lifespans: 3rdSmartest Citizens: 3rdMost Inclusive: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 5thHighest Food Quality: 6thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stLeast Corrupt Governments: 26thLargest Welfare Programs: 42ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 47thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52ndMost Advanced Public Education: 146thLargest Populations: 147thMost Cultured: 198thMost Secular: 203rdMost Stationary: 263rdHighest Economic Output: 701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 808thMost Rebellious Youth: 979thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,788thMost Influential: 1,890thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,030thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,729thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,501st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Borrin Quen, Amadar, Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, Lacovia, Xposfera, France Communiste, Taumin, and Pepsi colaa.

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