The Matriarchy of KILL MAIM BURN is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.547 billion KILLER MAIMER BURNERS are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The KILL MAIM BURNian economy, worth 69.5 trillion KILLS a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,913 KILLS, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KILL MAIM BURN's national animal is the Khorne, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KILL MAIM BURN is ranked 275,753^rd in the world and 1^st in Solitary Confinement for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.