The Eternal Empire of Kibiri is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Birihani the Eternal with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.462 billion Kibirians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibiri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kibirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Zewidochis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 174,377 Zewidochis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,235,788 per year while the poor average 8,212, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Kibirian politicians. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kibiri's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bitheistic Abatism.

Kibiri is ranked 8,991^st in the world and 2^nd in Hulumet for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,941.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.