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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,186thMost Armed: 3,857thMost Patriotic: 5,803rd
The Holy Kibble Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
A Kibbles done good if a Kibble did it
Kibb
Influence
Hermit
Governor / Holy Supreme Kibble Eater
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kibbleberg

Population10.304 billion

CapitalKibblebergia
LeaderKibb
FaithKibbleism

CurrencyKibble
AnimalKibble

The Holy Kibble Empire of Kibbleberg is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kibb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.304 billion Kibblebergians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibblebergia. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kibblebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion Kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,844 Kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Automotive regulators are throwing in the towel, all facts are created equal, future leaders of Kibbleberg regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibbleberg's national animal is the Kibble and its national religion is Kibbleism.

Kibbleberg is ranked 96,498th in the world and 1st in The Kibble Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,052.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,186thMost Armed: 3,857thMost Patriotic: 5,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,457thLargest Governments: 6,695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,135thLowest Crime Rates: 7,777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,955thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,196thHighest Average Incomes: 12,458thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,765thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 15,565thLargest Mining Sector: 15,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,255thHighest Economic Output: 16,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,820thMost Cultured: 17,881stLargest Black Market: 18,764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,114thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,184thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,269thMost Devout: 28,621st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, future leaders of Kibbleberg regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, all facts are created equal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, automotive regulators are throwing in the towel.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, middle management darts to the playground after board meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, rich and poor neighborhoods are divided by the Red Line.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.

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