The Bannorn of Kiamba is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Bolin vos Vanniari with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The cynical, devout population of 13.205 billion Kiambans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarazed. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The Kiamban economy, worth 696 trillion kamas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,725 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiamba's national animal is the jaguar and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Kiamba is ranked 319,247^th in the world and 13^th in Torrezon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.