The New Cruor Federation of Kholdrumvor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 26.245 billion Kholdrumvorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vomorton. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The powerhouse Kholdrumvorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,021 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Kholdrumvorian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kholdrumvor's national animal is the White Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cruor.

Kholdrumvor is ranked 72,786^th in the world and 633^rd in Ordo Imperialia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,993.34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.