The Allied States of Khemdural is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Eerozx Ironsmith with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 16.098 billion Dwarves enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Principality of Khaz. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dwarven economy, worth a remarkable 2,304 trillion Dwarven guilders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,145 Dwarven guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and Eerozx Ironsmith reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khemdural's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khemdural is ranked 174,074^th in the world and 2^nd in The Vast Dominion for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 94.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.