The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.469 billion Khalite enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 22,098 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 702,235 woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Genetic research is facing major headwinds, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, and the car industry has been kicked into one-gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Khalite is ranked 319th in the world and 7th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 15,883.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Khalite, the car industry has been kicked into one-gear.
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Khalite, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other.
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Khalite, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism.
- : Following new legislation in
Khalite, genetic research is facing major headwinds.
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Khalite, stocks go up when the internet says so.
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Khalite, the taste of spices can sail a thousand ships.
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Khalite, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
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Khalite was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
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Khalite, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect.
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Khalite, everything stops come summertime.






































































































