The Federation of Kesoia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Valerie Konyeo with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.851 billion Kesoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kestral. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kesoian economy, worth 286 trillion Bwabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,276 Bwabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesoia's national animal is the Ploo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Government.

Kesoia is ranked 190,501^st in the world and 11^th in Secret Artist Society for Fattest Citizens, with 9.5 Obesity Rate.