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Most Primitive: 6,549thLargest Mining Sector: 8,367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,379th
The Catching Out of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Keep From Cookin’
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Kernels Freight Crew

Population10.921 billion

CapitalBANGARANG TOWN
LeaderGrand Master of the Infinite Dominion

Currencygamakatsu smelt herring jig
AnimalGallus gallus domesticus

The Catching Out of Kernels Freight Crew is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Master of the Infinite Dominion with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.921 billion Keep From Cookin Mugs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BANGARANG TOWN. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.

The powerhouse Kernels Freight Crewian economy, worth 578 trillion gamakatsu smelt herring jigs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,982 gamakatsu smelt herring jigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kernels Freight Crew's national animal is the Gallus gallus domesticus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kernels Freight Crew is ranked 52,754th in the world and 5th in Anti Anime Association for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,780.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 6,549thLargest Mining Sector: 8,367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,379thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,320thLargest Retail Industry: 13,335thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 24,371st
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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