The Empire of Keralites is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Joelius with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.917 billion Keralites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kochi. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Keralite economy, worth 164 trillion Keralite rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,709 Keralite rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, even secular Keralites are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Keralites's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Keralites is ranked 87,920^th in the world and 576^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,473.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.