The Free Land of KenGarff is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.521 billion KenGarffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse KenGarffian economy, worth 583 trillion Benjamin's a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,419 Benjamin's, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The green glow is a sign of clean energy, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. KenGarff's national animal is the Rhea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KenGarff is ranked 77,641^st in the world and 2^nd in Butternavia for Highest Average Incomes, with 89,419.58 Standard Monetary Units.