The Prime Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hegemon Arcilius Merello with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.936 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenera. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth an astonishing 12,430 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,577 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Prime websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, vacationing Primes expect to be treated as royalty, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Humanism.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 1,456^th in the world and 1^st in Hegemony for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.77 law-abiding acts per hour.