The Borderlands of Kelm Dix Norna is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.437 billion Kelm Dix Nornans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.7%.

The Kelm Dix Nornan economy, worth 65.1 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,294 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelm Dix Norna's national animal is the horse.

Kelm Dix Norna is ranked 197,480^th in the world and 4^th in Tasmanian Trailer Park for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.