The State of Keldonnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.451 billion Keldonnians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 10.3%.

The very strong Keldonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,616 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 44,356 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, businessmen have been raging over recent 'gender equality' policies in the workplace, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Keldonnia's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Keldonnia is ranked 199,510^th in the world and 1^st in Allied Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,964.57 Standard Monetary Units.