The Free Land of KEKESITOS is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6 million KEKESITOSians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong KEKESITOSian economy, worth 390 billion KEKITAS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,022 KEKITAS, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. KEKESITOS's national animal is the LACOBRA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KEKESITOS is ranked 135,248^th in the world and 2,305^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,990.1 Standard Monetary Units.