The Soviet Sovereign Republic of Kazakhstan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier Damien Verkhoyanskiy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 30.099 billion Kazakhs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana — Federal District of Astana. The average income tax rate is 80.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazakh economy, worth a remarkable 4,978 trillion Tenges a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,412 Tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the nation leads Earth Prime for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Kazakh beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakhstan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communism.

Kazakhstan is ranked 11,547^th in the world and 3^rd in Earth Prime for Safest, scoring 119.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.