| Population | 4.361 billion |
| Capital | My House |
| Leader | Teodora Nikolic |
| Faith | Pravoslavna |
| Currency | token |
| Animal | fish |
The Protectorate of KARTA 1 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Teodora Nikolic with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.361 billion KARTA 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My House. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient KARTA 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,540 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KARTA 1's national animal is the fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pravoslavna.
KARTA 1 is ranked 4,218th in the world and 165th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 219.53 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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KARTA 1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : KARTA 1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Patriotic, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : KARTA 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in KARTA 1, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in KARTA 1, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
- : Following new legislation in KARTA 1, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy.
- : Following new legislation in KARTA 1, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : KARTA 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in KARTA 1, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
- : Following new legislation in KARTA 1, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
