The Federal Republic of PwRepublic is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 725 million PwRepublicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Palace. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PwRepublician economy, worth 93.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,161 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PwRepublic's national animal is the American HoneyBadger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PwRepublic is ranked 32,557^th in the world and 716^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 66.74 kickbacks per hour.