The Federal Commonwealth of Dicko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primarch Dicko with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.502 billion Dickoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dickoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,583 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 490,428 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink Gryphons are a common side effect after Dickoans eat their meals, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dicko's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicko is ranked 192^nd in the world and 11^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 896.75 kickbacks per hour.