The Republic of Auvangad Eng is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 330 million Auvangad Engians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Auvangad Engian economy, worth 11.1 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 33,785 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, Auvangad Engian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auvangad Eng's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Auvangad Eng is ranked 282,872^nd in the world and 6,004^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.61 kickbacks per hour.