The Republic of Kand Silleche is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.471 billion Kand Sillecheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kand Sillechean economy, worth 522 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,119 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kand Silleche's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kand Silleche is ranked 303,765^th in the world and 4,407^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.