The Witch of Kalliope Everbleed is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kalliope Everbleed with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.606 billion Kalliope Everbleedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burger Ville. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The powerhouse Kalliope Everbleedian economy, worth 991 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 93,487 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kalliope Everbleed's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Kalliope Everbleed is ranked 71,895^th in the world and 1^st in Borger for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,487.1 Standard Monetary Units.