The Royal Riham of Kaku is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kaif Mi'lar with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.531 billion Kakuans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kralovna. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kakuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,480 trillion Ruhs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 198,559 Ruhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaku's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Prosvetitism.

Kaku is ranked 15,473^rd in the world and 13^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 35,856.29 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.