The People's Republic of Kajushka is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 342 million Kajushkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardovsk. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kajushkan economy, worth 17.7 trillion Kuis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,708 Kuis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Millions of Kajushkans are excellent swimmers, naval patrols only last nine months, the new Kajushkan-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kajushka's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kajushka is ranked 95,160^th in the world and 2^nd in Yumarkan Commonwealth for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,080.92 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.