The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vierun Muraan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 42.444 billion Kajali have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kajali economy, worth an astonishing 16,755 trillion Galacs a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 394,763 Galacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism. Crime is totally unknown. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kajal is ranked 1,076th in the world and 3rd in The Vast for Highest Food Quality, scoring 348.97 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kajal, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Kajal, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Hir-Kajurmani to enjoy their national art.
