The Military Community of Kaiserslautern is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Colonel Kyle Lautenschlager with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 29.225 billion Kaiserslauternians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserslautern. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The strong Kaiserslauternian economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,859 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, Kaiserslautern has designated Kaiserslautern as its capital city, Colonel Kyle Lautenschlager has just been declared ruler of Kaiserslautern in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Kaiserslautern's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaiserslautern's national animal is the fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kaiserslautern is ranked 7,609^th in the world and 9^th in Germany for Largest Populations, with 29.2 billion capita.