The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 43.336 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 18,809 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 434,038 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 6,349^th in the world and 59^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,235.56 on the Gilded Widget Scale.