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Largest Mining Sector: 6,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,005thMost Avoided: 11,844th
The Carribean Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
We shall never fall!
Everardo Bell
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Kadaizee

Population1.234 billion

CapitalHavana
LeaderEverardo Bell
FaithWoolooism

Currencydollar
Animalwolf

The Carribean Empire of Kadaizee is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Everardo Bell with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.234 billion Kadaizeeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The very strong Kadaizeean economy, worth 102 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,687 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, many believe that Everardo Bell's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and contestants on Kadaizee's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kadaizee's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Woolooism.

Kadaizee is ranked 51,987th in the world and 59th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,261.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,005thMost Avoided: 11,844thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,108thMost Secular: 22,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,360thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,570th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kadaizee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kadaizee lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Kadaizee lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kadaizee, contestants on Kadaizee's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Kadaizee lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kadaizee, many believe that Everardo Bell's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kadaizee, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Kadaizee lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kadaizee, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kadaizee, Everardo Bell's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'.

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