The Kingdom of Kablooooey is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Napoleon with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.4 billion Kablooooeyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montréal. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kablooooeyian economy, worth 127 trillion pebbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 90,951 pebbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kablooooeyian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, all tariffs have been abolished, for 25 pebbles tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kablooooey's national animal is the treeeeeee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kablooooey is ranked 81,166^th in the world and 1^st in The Brotherhood for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,154.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.