The Scary Door Founder of Kaba Esumi is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Kaba Esumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.849 billion Kaba Esumians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turu. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaba Esumian economy, worth 922 trillion small burgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,790 small burgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, tabloids coo over Kaba Esumi's expected child, and economic planning is exalted as a human art form. Crime is totally unknown. Kaba Esumi's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Kaba Esumi is ranked 98,952^nd in the world and 1^st in The Scary Door for Highest Average Incomes, with 71,790.96 Standard Monetary Units.