The District of Jyrocnabnja is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning trout population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29.811 billion Jyrocnabnjans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The Jyrocnabnjan economy, worth 999 trillion districtas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,530 districtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Jyrocnabnja has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Jyrocnabnja in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jyrocnabnja's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jyrocnabnja is ranked 122,397^th in the world and 1^st in Yugoslavia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.