The United Kingdom of JwJ is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working population of 4.757 billion JwJians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The JwJian economy, worth 193 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,717 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across JwJ. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JwJ's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

JwJ is ranked 232,681^st in the world and 7^th in Chogoris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,253.47 Standard Monetary Units.