The Republic of Just Some guy is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 96 million Just Some guyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The strong Just Some guyian economy, worth 5.43 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,565 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Just Some guy's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Just Some guy is ranked 250,014^th in the world and 22^nd in The Interdimensional Community for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 94.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.