The Empire of Jusddddd is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 32 million Meatball Subians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jusdddddian economy, worth 1.25 trillion Meatball Subs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,999 Meatball Subs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, all footpaths have tollbooths, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Jusddddd's national animal is the Meatball Sub, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jusddddd is ranked 180,308^th in the world and 2^nd in Das Erstaunliche Deutsche Reich for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,564.76 Standard Monetary Units.