The Republic of Junigasterndy is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.12 billion Junigasterndyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Junigasterndyian economy, worth 264 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,243 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junigasterndy's national animal is the parrot.

Junigasterndy is ranked 55,737^th in the world and 9^th in Lassa for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.