The Imperial Inquisition of Juhlazar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Lieutenant with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 30.913 billion Juhlazarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhlazar City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Juhlazarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,191 trillion Black dimes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,244 Black dimes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and the nation claims that shipments labeled TNT stand for Treaty Negotiation Tools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juhlazar's national animal is the Horse Reaper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Theoden worship.

Juhlazar is ranked 268,383^rd in the world and 3^rd in The New Inquisition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.